Archive for April, 2007

Major Wedgie

My son dived headlong into my bed as I sat reading the latest updates to digg on my laptop. 2.5 seconds later my daughter performed the same trick, landing squarely on top of him. “What are you children doing?”, I asked unphased. “Taylor just gave me a major wedgie.”, Morgan said. He wasn’t even complaining. [...]

Getting into Heaven

Here it is, what you’ve been waiting for!
The first in what I hope to be a series of incredible podcasts!
(As soon as I figure out what the hell I’m doing)
So go ahead, download it, put it on your iPod or just listen to it in your browser.
Either way, it’s fortified with audio goodness!
 

 
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Dead Genius

“Where are you going?”, my wife asked. “Oh.”, I said sleeving my arm into my jacket, “I’m going to the college campus to hire a hot, young coed as my personal assistant.” My wife folded her arms and arched her eyebrow. “What?!”, I said pleadingly, “Do you see all this mess?” I waved my [...]


Franklin Tees. For Spring!

Since you can't go outside naked, you might as well buy one of these fresh-ass t-shirts! (Pants not included. But let's be honest, when you're rocking a shirt this fresh, noone's going to be looking at your pants anyway.)

long sleeve woman’s shirt

RSS Be like Roosevelt Franklin. Listen to the music I listen to. (Click to hear. You'll be a better person for it.)

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