My friend Audwin stood calmly in the middle of the street dialing his cell phone while an older White man, towered over him screaming obscenities. “I’ll kick your f*cking ass! Ya pussy! Ya punk!” Audwin rolled his eyes and looked at his watch. He was definitely going to be late for his meeting now. “How [...]

Tricia: I don’t know if I like your blog. You’ve got everyone believing I’m just an evil haint.
Me: Well…
Tricia: Well what?
Me: (I shrug my shoulders, giving an, “if the shoe fits” kind of look)
Tricia: (Smack to the back of my head!)
Me: Ow! See!
Tricia: Whatever b*tch.

“Did you get my email?”, I asked. “No.” my wife said. “Well check your email.” “No. it’s late and I don’t want to check email right now.” “C’mon. Out of all the emails I’ve sent, this is the best one EVER!”