My Children and I were walking around downtown Oak Park this weekend. As we sat at lunch, they shared some jokes with me. My nine year old daughter Taylor, went first. “Papa. I bet I can make you say black.” She said between sips of chicken noodle soup. “OK, go ahead.” I said taking a [...]

 

 Episode 03-Spiderman: The Next Generation: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

 

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This don’t make no damn sense

Great-granny’s 87th birthday party was on board a tour boat on Lake Michigan. The waves were hella choppy and a lot of folks got queasy.
I was straight though.

“Morgan!”, my wife called down the hall, “Are you in the bed?” “Yes!” He answered. “Get up and go to the bathroom!” She ordered. This point needed to be emphasized because, for some unknown reason, my son had begun wetting the bed again. We heard him shuffle across the hall to the bathroom and the [...]

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