“Look at the time.” I said, pointing to the digital clock on the microwave. My nine year old daughter gave me a puzzled look. “It is now 6:51 AM.” I announced. “OK, continue.” I said. She slowly turned her attention back to what she was doing, but looked at me quizzically from the corner of [...]

I have just decided, I’m not all that impressed with monks. Like most folks, there was a time when they had my utmost respect. Oooh they are so devout. Wow they are soooo pious. Ooooh look at their…robes.
Now I’m like, “Yeah. Whatever the f*ck ever.”
A few weeks ago I was talking to my wife about [...]

You: Here you are. I’ve been looking all over the net for you!!!
Me: Huh…Wha?!
You: What the f*ck are you doing?!!
Me: Wha…I was taking a nap
You: For two goddamn months?!!, what the f*ck is wrong with you?!!
Me: Well there was the holidays… and then I got sleepy.
You: Get your ass up and get back to work. [...]