This past weekend, Ralph Nader declared he is running for the presidency. Again. You know why? Because he read my last post.
I TOLD y’all I was the sh*t!
Since I know you’re reading this Ralph, go ahead and drop the hell out now. You’ve made your point. I think everyone now realizes my true power.
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I had to turn down the sound on CNN while I watched the returns on Super Tuesday because I can’t stand pundits. Mostly because they are annoying and dumb. The reason I know they are dumb is because I am REALLY smart. I rarely agree with anything pundits say, so ipso-facto, they are wrong.
And dumb.
They [...]

Michelle sent me an email with a link to this video.
Oh I’m sorry, you probably know her as Michelle Obama. I keep forgetting everyone isn’t on a first name basis with her, like I am.
Silly me.
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics, they will only grow louder and more [...]

Even though I didn’t need to get up yet, I had to. It was 5:49 AM, time for my wife to get ready for school. In fact she was running a bit late. She tapped me on the leg, motioning for me to follow her to the bathroom while she got ready. That’s sort of [...]