2008 March archive at

The Speech

2 Comments Published March 25th, 2008 in A More Perfect Union, Audwin, Barack Obama, Dialogue, The Speech.

I called my friend Audwin The Black Belt the morning of March 18th, the day of Barack Obama’s speech, A More Perfect Union.
Me: Aud.
Audwin The Black Belt: What’s up man?
Me: Did you hear? Your boy is giving a speech this morning on race.
ATBB: Yeah.
Me: You know what this means right?
ATBB: Ummmm…
Me: It means were doomed!!!
ATBB: [...]

Shiny New Desktops!

2 Comments Published March 5th, 2008 in designs, desktops, patterns.

Me: Hey Pop! Check out these sweet desktops I created for The Franklin Chronicles!
Pop (Looking on my laptop): Uh-huh…
Me: Fresh huh!
Pop: Yeah… Fresh… You’re definitely going to get sued by PBS.
Me: Probably. But at least I’ll go out in a glory of Sweet Freshness!
Collect all 6 fresh desktop flavors! Before I get sued.

The National Anthem

2 Comments Published March 2nd, 2008 in Barack Obama, Change, Marriage, The Black President, The National Anthem, Tricia.

I was singing The National Anthem.
Loudly.
Why? Because it’s the National freaking Anthem!
“Please stop.” My wife said. “I have a headache and you’re singing too loudly. You’re making it worse.” “Silly wife.” I said, “Once again you’re confusing singing loudly with blowin’. I wasn’t giving you a headache because clearly, I can blow!” “No you can’t.”, [...]