I know its kinda blurry. It makes it more art-y.
Whatever losers.
(I swear, art is lost on y’all.)
 

Here is one of my favorite quotes from the philosopher, Elwood P. Dowd.
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be…”, she always called me Elwood, “…In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I [...]

My wife was talking about the adolescent stage of development. She described it as a point in life where a person is very ego-centric but fails to accept responsibility for their own actions. It is the “everything happens to me” stage in life. She used her students as an example:
Student: Mrs. V., you gave me [...]

I am laying on the bed, staring absently at the ceiling. My wife is sitting on the edge of the bed with her laptop,
Me: Tricia.
Tricia: Yes.
Me: I was just wondering…
Tricia: Yes.
Me: …If you should give me a full body massage.
Tricia: Well let me tell you. That ain’t gonna happen.
Me (under my breath): What the hell [...]