Adoring female fan: Excuse me.
Me: Yes?
Adoring female fan: I don’t mean to bother you, but aren’t you Roosevelt Franklin from The Franklin Chronicles?
Me: Why yes I am.
Adoring female fan: Wow! I just wanted to let you know I absolutely LOVE your blog! I’m really impressed with how it manages to be light-hearted in one [...]

Hey, what the hell is this?! Whoever is in charge of this so-called “blog” is a freaking jerk!

My Former Creative Director (Hi Janet), once asked me why I always use the Trademark symbol (™) randomly, all over my blog. I explained that my reasoning was quite simple.
™’s are funny. In fact they’re much funnier than ©’s.
She then pointed out the irony that the name of my site, just might be some form [...]

I’m a geek. I love new technology. So initially when the Segway Human Transport™ was introduced, I thought, “How sweet is that?!”

The Universe and I play this game where she is Lucy holding the football and I’m Charlie Brown. We’ve been playing for a long time now, ever since I can remember. In fact Myron, my best friend in high school used to call me Chuck.