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Taylor, Morgan & Cherry Blossoms

3 Comments Published April 30th, 2008 in Morgan, Photos, Taylor, cherry blossoms.

Monks-They aren’t all that

4 Comments Published January 7th, 2008 in Family, Monks, Morgan, Tricia, asceticism, budgets.

I have just decided, I’m not all that impressed with monks. Like most folks, there was a time when they had my utmost respect. Oooh they are so devout. Wow they are soooo pious. Ooooh look at their…robes.
Now I’m like, “Yeah. Whatever the f*ck ever.”
A few weeks ago I was talking to my wife about [...]

Really?

0 Comments Published November 26th, 2007 in Children, Dialogue, Dinner, Family, Morgan, Taylor, Tricia.

The setting is the dinner table. My daughter, Taylor is 9. My son Morgan is 7. My wife Tricia is 40.
Me: Who is this Steven you were talking about?
Taylor: He’s a boy at school.
Morgan: Yeah. He’s a boy who acts like a girl and he snaps his fingers in people’s faces. (He continues eating.)
Taylor: [...]

Jokes

2 Comments Published October 29th, 2007 in Children, Jokes, Morgan, Taylor.

My Children and I were walking around downtown Oak Park this weekend. As we sat at lunch, they shared some jokes with me. My nine year old daughter Taylor, went first. “Papa. I bet I can make you say black.” She said between sips of chicken noodle soup. “OK, go ahead.” I said taking a [...]