This past weekend, Ralph Nader declared he is running for the presidency. Again. You know why? Because he read my last post.
I TOLD y’all I was the sh*t!
Since I know you’re reading this Ralph, go ahead and drop the hell out now. You’ve made your point. I think everyone now realizes my true power.
Any more [...]

I had to turn down the sound on CNN while I watched the returns on Super Tuesday because I can’t stand pundits. Mostly because they are annoying and dumb. The reason I know they are dumb is because I am REALLY smart. I rarely agree with anything pundits say, so ipso-facto, they are wrong.
And dumb.
They [...]

Michelle sent me an email with a link to this video.
Oh I’m sorry, you probably know her as Michelle Obama. I keep forgetting everyone isn’t on a first name basis with her, like I am.
Silly me.
We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics, they will only grow louder and more [...]

Sunday February 11, 2007
3:30pm
Barack Obama Rally
Chicago
UIC Pavillion
Characters:
Brother, Andre
Nephew, Andre Jr. (A.J.) age 10
Me: Hey A.J., you’re going to want to hold on to your ticket stub.
A.J: I know…Is there going to be a raffle or something?
Me: Ha ha ha!
Andre: No A.J. there’s not going to be a raffle.
A.J. Oh. I was just wondering.

Saturday February 10, 2007
10:00am
Characters:
Daughter, Taylor age 8
Son, Morgan age 6
Me: Taylor and Morgan come in here, I want you to see this.
Taylor: O.K. Papa, here we come.
Morgan: What is it Papa?
Me: I just want you to watch this.
Taylor: Who is that talking?
Me: Barack Obama.
Morgan: What?
Me: Barack Obama.
Morgan: Is that Martin Looser King?
Me: LuTHer son, put [...]