Adoring female fan: Excuse me.

Me: Yes?

Adoring female fan: I don’t mean to bother you, but aren’t you Roosevelt Franklin from The Franklin Chronicles?

Me: Why yes I am.

Adoring female fan: Wow! I just wanted to let you know I absolutely LOVE your blog! I’m really impressed with how it manages to be light-hearted in one moment and then really kind of profound in the next. How do you do that?

Me (distractedly): …Huh, wha…Oh I’m sorry. I was just thinking about boobs.

Adoring female fan: I beg your pardon…Why would you be thinking about boobs?

Me: A better question is, why wouldn’t I be thinking about boobs!

Adoring female fan: …

Me: High five!

Adoring female fan: …

Me: Did you want me to autograph something?

Adoring female fan: Nevermind.