My son dived headlong into my bed as I sat reading the latest updates to digg on my laptop. 2.5 seconds later my daughter performed the same trick, landing squarely on top of him. “What are you children doing?”, I asked unphased. “Taylor just gave me a major wedgie.”, Morgan said. He wasn’t even complaining. He just said it matter-of-factly. “Taylor, why did you give your brother a wedgie?”, I sighed.

She patted him on the head, enunciating each word rhythmically with each pat, “Because that’s what you do to little brothers.”

“Oh.”, I said and returned to my reading.