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Published November 9th, 2007 in National Public Radio, business plan, riches.I love National Public Radio. My wife however is not a huge fan. She’ll listen, but she thinks shows like A Prairie Home Companion are corny. She’s right of course. What NPR needs is someone like me. When I say that, I mean someone like me who is not me. I have my own plan for riches.
I went to the bank and sat across from a loan officer. He stared at me silently for several minutes before asking if I had a business plan. I reached into my bag and slid a neatly typed, one page document across the desk. It read:
- Step 1- Sit at home.
- Step 2- Collect loads of cash.
When I told him I wasn’t picky and would accept the money in stacks of hundreds or rolls of quarters, he blathered on about my plan not being a viable business.
Whatever.
F*cking idiot.
I think that’s Paris Hilton’s business plan. Just change “Sit at home” to “Insert comically small dog into purse.”
Gene-not much has changed in the 40 years you have been present in your life. You are still a knuckle head-because not one bit of sense seems to be present in that part of your knuckle head entitled “Business Know How”.
Luv Mah
Revised Business Plan:
Step 1 - Sit at home
Step 2 - Insert internet (not a mlm) money-making scheme, er, system
Step 3 - Profit!
That was for free. You’re welcome.