Thanks for subscribing at the $100 level. As a thank you for your gift, you get THE PREMIUM FRANKLIN CHAMPION HOODIE! This is not just an ordinary sweatshirt, it’s like a heavy-duty piece of hoodie equipment! BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL! You will also be WRITTEN INTO AN EPISODE OF THE PODCAST!!! We hope you’re ready for the fame and adulation you are going to receive. But hold on, THAT’S STILL NOT ALL!…
Wait… Yes it is. That is all. (I got carried away for a minute.)
